As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
More polygons!
Sexy!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
Made by Notch!
It's here!
Best in class!
Excitement!
One of a kind!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Undocumented!
Exploding creepers!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
Classy!
Woaw!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
Ask your doctor!
Minors welcome!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
OpenGL 1.2!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
Notch <3 ez!
Music by C418!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Cooler than Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
0% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Kiss the sky!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The Work of Notch!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Octagonal!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Fan fiction!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Now supports åäö!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Switches and ores!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
Huge tracts of land!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
"Autological" is!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Lots of truthiness!
The creeper is a spy!
It's groundbreaking!
Let our battle's begin!
The sky is the limit!
Casual gaming!
Undefeated!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
Check out the far lands!
That's super!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
Less addictive than TV Tropes!
More addictive than lemonade!
Bigger than a bread box!
Millions of peaches!
This is my true form!
Totally forgot about Dre!
Don't bother with the clones!
Pumpkinhead!
Made by Jeb!
Has an ending!
Testificates!
Conventional!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Place ALL the blocks!
Meeting expectations!
PC gaming since 1873!
Déjà vu!
Déjà vu!
Child's play!
From the streets of Södermalm!
150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
Technologic!
I see your vocabulary has improved!
Who put it there?
You can't explain that!
if not ok then return end
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SOPA means LOSER in Swedish
You are using the Ornate texture pack!! GOOD CHOICE!
Mmm... nice TP, seems you have a good TASTE!
Brought to you by Babbajagga
Ornamental madness continues!
HD for High Definition, Enjoy :)
Thanks to sevenfour!
Thanks to represent601!
Thanks to MithrandirMoon!
Thanks to LolTurdFerguson!
...95% complete!
Plethorea of alternative textures!
Customize it to your liking!
Animated textures!
Custom sounds!