§dI see the gunt you mean.

§ePLAYERNAME?

§dYes. This one is a real PogO.

§eAh yes, of course. I heard he was the biggest yogpuss in 2020.

§dThis is true. I even heard he did a google once.

§eWtf actual googler.

§dI'm afraid so.

§eIs it his job at the Yogscast to just constantly annoy people in Twitch chat?

§dYEP in every stream I watch he's in the chat acting like a child.

§e ...

§dIt wasn't always this way FeelsBadMan

§eNo?

§dI used to finish a hard day's work and jump onto a stream to relax. I was so happy he was playing Minecraft every day and enjoyed seeing his boggy smile. I used to touch my pointer to his every time I saw his cursor on screen. 

§eWow. That's so beautiful.

§dIt WAS beautiful, I felt so connected. But now...

§eNow?

§d...I think sometimes he just forgets that not everyone watching content on Twitch are regulars on Twitch. Trolling and acting dumb is part of Twitch chat, even when you're a moderator. However, you can't really do that when you're in a stream full of people new to Twitch, who just see it as a livestreaming platform and have no idea of the dank memery going on in the chat itself.

§eHm yes, I think I understand.

§dHe was consumed by the memes. They melted his brain, and now it is smooth, and cannot be fixed.

§eReally?

§dYes. It was just last week that he came out with this: "sometimes when I eat cake i get a bit of poe §f§k§a§b§2§d"

§eOh my.

§d...

§eThere must be a way to fix him... to heal his bleb brain.

§dNo. It is much too late for him now. He's a gunt for life.

§eTell me it is not so!

§d...Well, there may be one who can help.

§eYes?

§dHmm, yes. Some know him as the Dungeon Master, the Brain Washer.

§eI see. What must PLAYERNAME do in order to be washed?

§dThey must utter a special phrase... §f"!braincheck"§d... and in the name of Ron they will be cleaned in the dungeon.

§eI see. Very well.

§dIn support, every bleb must join him, and type §f"!braincheck"§d, here in Twitch chat.

§eThis is the only way?

§dYEP

§eAnd then what will become of PLAYERNAME?

§dHe will finally achieve his destiny, and become a Platinum V level Minecraft player. He will be known for his odd "pepega" strategies and his 360 no-scope bow snipes.

§eBog.

§dHe will continue to stream on a hardcore server where he has never died (not even once). His pro combat skills, knowledge of botion making, and refusal to ever Google again will make him a legend in the community.

§eAnd then... would he perhaps stream only Pokemon Red like the good old days?

§dNo. Little gunt.

§eBut what about his new deal with TPAIN? And the Haxball tournament? Will it ever happen?

§d...That remains to be seen.

§eOMG.

§dYes sir?

§eI HAVE TO GO. THERE IS SUDDENLY A DOG IN MY HOUSE.




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§e                     Bleb Resources 1.9
§f                    ==================

§7Originally Developed and Maintained by
§f          Jambl3r

§7Inspired by
§f          HrryMemes, by Ifryx

§7Additional Art Contributors
§f          the_bru_pod
§f          nopeitsmx
§f          Empiodge
§f          stinkgo
§f          chucklebucklez
§f          GrizzledSteel
§f          CorvidCai
§f          SuperNathan
§f          Ifryx

§7Additional Modelling
§f          the_bru_pod
§f          chucklebucklez

§7Additional Sound Design
§f          Carbsta

§7Additional Programming
§f          NATHAN_HL


§f                    ==============
§e                     Special Thanks
§f                    ==============
§f          squiddluvictoria
§f          GavConnn
§f          rossibo
§f          Sunxy_
§f          Ifryx
§f          Hrry
§f          The Ravscord Minecraft Community
§f          
§f          
§f          ...and the blebs :)



