Puss In Boots laughs in the face of death...
Bounty hunter.
Relax! I am Puss In Boots! I laugh at death!
Who is your favorite, fearless he-e-ro!
I'm Death!
Pick it up.
Maybe one life is already enough?
Fear me if you dare!
"Hey, you wanna see something cool?" - Puss In Boots
Pick. It. Up.
Death's whistle is... Deadly.
C'mon, pick it up!
What's the matter?
Lives flashing before your eyes?
No, just one.
I'm done running.
Panic attack in Puss In Boots: The Last Wish is really realistic!
Ah... I just LOVE the smell of FEAR!
Bien. Muy bien.
We-e-e! I'm flying!
NO! You're NOT flying! I will save you!
Spanish splinter!
Gracias.
You're still here?
Ok! Ok! One more number! I call this one: "The legend will never di-"!
Trust me, I run hot.
Puss in boots, how do I say this...
You died. *Pho-o-o*
In any way, I am a cat! I have nine lives!
And how many times have you died already?
A-a-au-u-u-ue-e-eh... I dunno, I didn't even counted.
I'm not really a math guy, y'know?
Hola seniorita! Do you like gospacho?
I'm tellin' you! A cat alw's land on 'eir feet! Watch!
No! Puss In Boots doesn't need a spatter! Watch!
Eh, excuse me, does this has a shellfish in it?
I am the master of the baking! Watch!
Me? Retire? Are you the village comedian as well?
Heh... I am Puss In Boots, loved by one and all...
Lab cat? I am no "lab cat", doctor! I am Puss In Boots!
You really got to work on your bad side manner!
HAH! I am Puss In Boots! I am no ones lab cat!
Another glass of cream. Make it your heaviest!
Phah, retire... You're lookin' too good to retire.
Well-well, if it isn't Puss In Boots himself. Hmp-hmp-hmp-hmp-hmp... In the flesh.
There's a famous hat! The feather! And, of course, the boots! My compliments to your compler, hmp-hmp.
Hey, I never do this but can I get your autograph? I've been following you for a lo-o-ong time.
Everyone thinks they'll be the one to defeat me... But no one escaped me yet.
Ok. No more messing around!
Slow! Sloppy! Sad!
You're not living out to the legend, catto.
So this is where dignity goes to die...
I don't speak spanish either.
What the hell are you talking about?
I want... To be left alone.
The wolf... He found me.
No-o-o! Jack Horner!
U-u-uh, normally, I have a sword...
Puss??? Kitty? Puss... Ki-i-itty!~
Oof... No-no-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-
We are NOT a team!
Finally! YOU need a therapy!
Give me the map! Trust me!
Trust you? Like I did in Santo-Coloma?
Really, Santo-Coloma?
SI! SAN-TO-CO-LO-MA!
Mine!
*Angry cat noises*
HI-I-IS
Speed up!
What?! This is blank! We've been ripped off!
Suentalo!
You let go!
That's ok! As long as you believe in yourself!
Is he deranged???
Dog, bad dog, stupid dog, "Hey you!", "You there!", "Get out!", "Leave it!", "Drop it!", big rat, small pig...
It's gone! It's back!
We step as one... One, two... After you!
No fair why does he get the good one???
It's raining bears.
Ha-ha-hah! You're such a- ...a-a-aA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AU.
All I smell is BULLSH-
Don't rush through it. Take your time and really appreciate what's in front of you!
Why are you so ridiculous, dog? What's your story?
His path is so corny! And cheesy. And lame! And weird, like him.
Time when I was a pup, me and my little mates lived with a family full of pranksters! They liked to play hide and seek and I was always IT! Pick on a little guy am I right? They tried putting me in a packing crate, a dumpster and no matter how hard they try I always find them! So one day they get creative and they put me in a sock, with the rock in it and then throw me in a river! I dug a hole in a sock! And I swammed to the surface! Never found them or my little mates, so I guess I'm still IT!
I already have a comfy sweater and two best friends, I got everything I could wish for! No magic required!
Ah, lovely...
Behold, EXCALIB- ough... EXCAL- Agh! Rgah! EXCALIBUR! Yeah I couldn't get the rock off of it but it's still pretty cool right?
Sh-h-h, ceto.
A-a-ah, there's that handsome face I remember. The face I haven't seen since... Santo-Coloma.
I... I'm down to... My last life...
Thank you, Perrito...
Oi! You criming us when we crimed you! No crime-backs!