*flips table*
harder than hard
wait, torches burn out?!?
:)
Tough? i'm tough.
i'm so tough i eat nails for breakfast
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon
i bet you're gonna die.
don't die, please
take care of yourself
have you tried the Twilight Forest yet?
death is coming
A million deaths are not enough for master Raoul
okay, this is epic
rage.
sorry pal, you died.
ded
you are dead, not big surprise!
I CAN'T SEE! ITS PITCH BLACK!
Welcome to the menu
Not gonna lie, you probs gonna die
Harder than darksouls!
beaten with a controller
is this even minecraft anymore?
I CAN'T COMPETE!
Man i'm dead!
You'll call fo' yo mama!
Fat Roll!
How many times you died?
Hey knucklehead! *BONK*
Don't bring a wrench do a gunfight
it ain't your day pancakes!
Aint so hard now are ya' fat cakes?
Nice hustle tons of fun, next time eat a salad
Real nice effort deutschbag
I nearly finished what your liver started!
Ores only spawn near caves!
You'll only find ores near caves!
You will only find ores inside caves!
Should I be awake for this?
Oh don't be such a baby, ribs grow back! (no they don't)
Medic!
Doctor! are you sure this will work?!