As seen on the Hub!
Slippery like Diddy’s baby oil!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
More Endermen!
Moderately attractive!
Limited edition!
The Iron Golem knows what you did to that librarian.
Flashing letters!
67 crafting tables? In this economy?
It’s here!
Powered by 100% baby oil!
Epsteins’s Secret Sauce™
Legend says the 67th block is actually a sponge.
It’s finished!
My Mom´s kinda homeless!
I'm 67!?!!?
Certified Slippery!
Don't stop when you are tired. Stop when you are done.
Staring at the sun until the islands appear.
Don't forget your Golden Parachute!
Floating above the world you once knew.
Is it a cloud, or is it home?
More than 67 sold!
Nobody sleeps naked in this house!
DO I SOUND LIKE I'M ORDERING A PIZZA
The sun sets, but the forest never sleeps.
Follow the fireflies to the Lich’s tower.
HEI: I honestly forgot how to craft a chest.
Building a castle out of reinforced dreams.
Where the sky is the ground and the ground is the sky.
The sound of a door at midnight.
Back when the world was simpler and square.
Bouncing on a blue cloud just for fun.
Modded to the core.
Crafting the Sword of the Cosmos... see you in a month.
Optimization is not a crime.
350 Mods: My PC is crying, but my heart is full.
Falling through Limbo... hope you like the color black.
Back when "Adventure" meant a 2GB RAM limit.
Searching @thermal in the search bar since 2014.
1.12.2: The version that never dies.
Infinity is just the beginning.
The Forest remembers.
Loading 350+ mods... please hold.
Golden Era Vibes.
From a wooden pickaxe to the Sword of the Cosmos.
1.12.2: Where the legends live.
HEI: Looking up the recipe for the 1000th time.
Every mod, every block, every memory.
Forget the recipe book, we have Had Enough Items.
Novam Terram: The earth made new again.
Back when "Adventure" meant a new dimension.
A portal made of flowers and a single diamond.
Reading the signs left by a younger version of you.
The magic of a world that never ends.
Back when your biggest worry was a Creeper at the door.
Crafting memories, one block at a time.
Under the canopy of eternal twilight.
Eight blocks, one dye, a world of color.
Reinforcing the past for a stronger future.
Beyond the portal, a new dimension awaits.
Aetherial Dreams.
Stay Golden.
Square World, Infinite Wonders.
Just one more block...
Flowers for the soul, dyes for the world.
Beware the shadows between the giant oaks.
Is it a bug? No, it’s a surprise feature!
Jenny: Oh? You’re back already?
67% bug-free (The bugs wrote this).
My Mom’s base is bigger than yours!
Attention pussy shoppers!
Certified weird by 67 experts.
Everything is fine. Except the creeper behind you.
Visit sayuncle.com!
Why are you punching trees? Get a job!
Your dog has seen your search history. He’s moving out.
67 missed calls from the Wither.
Jenny: Loading…
Endermen saw your search history.
Jenny approves… maybe too much
Holy cow, man!
It’s a game!
6 7  neck hurt  mango mango tuff
Your mom raided your base… again.
Check the Paintings!
Place a Sign!
Griefing is a lifestyle.  
The server isn’t responsible for existential crises.
Yaaay!
The best way out is always through.
The biggest lie is that you can't make a difference.
Jenny definitely has plans for you.
Your diamonds are under investigation.
Exploding creepers!
Now 200% more Jenny!
Family Friendly!
Jenny is behind you. No she’s not. Yes she is.
Jenny just said “trust me” — run.
Skeletons formed a band. It’s bad.
Local man overwhelmed by Minecraft woman.
Villagers love abstract art. Mostly yours.
Even Jenny doubts your Redstone skills.
Jenny judged your wheat farm.  
Your villagers are gossiping about Jenny.  
Jenny’s on strike. Chaos ensues.  
Built different… like Jenny!  
Command blocks fear Jenny.  
Jenny says: “Nope.”
Jenny stole your bed speedrun any%
Jenny’s watchful eye sees everything.
Now with difficulty!
Your bed refused Jenny’s inspection.
90% bug free!
Jenny is rewriting your quest log.
Jenny negotiated peace with Creepers.  
Observers are terrified of Jenny.
Absolutely no memes!
Nobody does it like the big Boys!
Minors welcome!
Your Base isn´t safe for minors!
Death is just the beginning… of more suffering.
Even the End doesn’t want you here.
Your pet died. Twice. Sorry.
Creepers are better than your friends.
The nether will eat your soul. Slowly.
Sticky Pistons have no concept of loyalty.
Sticky Pistons are attending Jenny’s seminar.
Your bed betrays you every night.
Chickens are watching. Judging. Waiting.
Skeletons laugh at your failure.
Your next respawn is in lava.
Your inventory contains regret.
The sun will rise. You won’t.
The cake might be a lie!
Punching trees since day one!
Nothing is safe. Not even this splash.
Legally offending your Mom!
Is that good? — Yes King!
yo listen listen listen
Yes king you hitting that spot
Let all that stress go
Ah ah ah, Yes King
You digging me bruh
Come on, gimme cream
You not worthy of my nut
Yes king why why why why....
Who made that mess? I did.
You love your king yes?
I’m new bro, I need a break
Villagers be like: Hrrrm.
Infinite dirt… still not enough.
Chest full of junk! (Mostly dirt.)
Did you really need 67 crafting tables?
Punch a chicken. It won’t fight back.
Skeletons have aimbot!
Why is the dog in the boat again?
You forgot your coordinates, didn’t you?
Always bring a water bucket!
Show me the money!
Reminder: Don’t dig straight down!
Gravity? Never heard of it.
Lost? Just build a dirt tower.
Now with 67% more fun!
Creepers hate this one trick!
Much block. Very craft.
Mining all day, crafting all night!
No refunds if creepers explode!
Technically good!
Absolutely no circular objects!
The Enderman uses they/them now!
Bringing home the bacon!
Sticky Pistons: 1 | You: 0
GOTY!
Ceci n’est pas une title screen!
Your furnace is plotting a coup.
Dig deeper!
All hail the block!
You have 0 bitches but 64 dirt
Redstone engineers hate this trick!
You used End Rods wrong. Again.
Villager stole your girl (again)
Your brain is running 2 chunks only
Yes, Mommy!
Two Iron Golems visited Jenny and Ellie. The village hasn’t recovered.
Played by GOONERS!
Now supports freaky UNC´s!
Give us Jenny!
Tip your waiter!
5 Endermen visited Jenny yesterday.  
Villagers refuse to pay Jenny.
Brainrot % Speedrun.
Slime balls? No, that’s just... nevermind.
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
Your villagers are subscribing to Optifine. Stop them!!
Sheep are nervous around End Rods now.
Blazes just want hugs. Fire hugs.  
Zombies joined Jenny’s book club.
perfekt ist viel besser als einzigartig
Honkomp & Diddle-Inc. certified!
Peter Lang!
Endermen are scared of water…! DC Mods call it optimization!
The Island has been removed from the lore due to budget cuts.
…!
Swordfights are cool!
This sand is sus
Komm, schoen abmelken jetzt
Jenny bathes in diamonds.  
Jenny is counting her emeralds. You’re the reason.
OF isn´t Optifine anymore...
Your bed called the police.
Sniff a Tree!
97% baby oil, 3% Jenny, 0% legal
Invest in Diamonds.
Creepers want hugs too.
Sleep is for the weak… and the undead.
This world is full of disappointment.
OHH REIN IN DIE FUTTERLUKE!
Die Jungs von der Frittenranch nennen mich Chef!
Your pickaxe is too small, says Jenny.
End Rods formed a cult around Jenny.
Your furnace is secretly Jenny’s agent.
Grief responsibly.
Even dirt has feelings… sometimes.
Lava fixes everything.
Endermen are judging your sword.
Marcel D'Avis: 1&1 Leiter fuer Kundenzufriedenheit.
Chickens are plotting something.
Bitte die Mittagsruhe von 13:00 bis 15:00 einhalten!
Cows are your only friends.
“FUCK NO BITCH FUCK NO”
Skeletons understand you.
Your village will burn… eventually.
Respawn is just a suggestion.
Nichtskoenner! Originale Nichtskoenner!
Beware of falling anvils.
This is fine. Totally fine.
Don’t drop the soap near the Iron Golem.
[suspicious link removed] – Ask for the VIP tour.
Lawyers are hiding in the Nether.
The End is under investigation.
Egon: „Mensch Kevin, da staubt es ja aus der Hose!“
Egon: „Na, wer hat denn da am Hahn gedreht?“
Your sheep filed a lawsuit.
Hide the End Rods! Jenny is coming!
Diddy’s favorite biome: Swamp. (It’s wet).
Egon Kowalski: CEO of Slippery Surfaces.
Egon: „Heute wird nicht gekleckert, heute wird geklotzt!“
67% chance of rain. 100% chance of pain.
Japanischer Tee !
You have been banned from the Mickey Mouse Club.
Singleplayer? No friends?
Egon: „Da geht noch was, da geht noch ordentlich was!“
67 Emeralds? Best I can do is 3 Dirt.
Are you winning, Son? (No).
The silence is loud. The gooning is louder.
Your search history is 99% Jenny.
Make Minecraft Horny Again. (Please don't).
Freak-Off at the Stronghold!
The Librarian is hiding the Flight Logs.
Certified Goon Cave!
Pistons are sticky for a reason…
Die Dateien liegen beim Verfassungsschutz.
Anzeige gegen Unbekannt (es war Steve).
Datenschutzgrundverordnung says NO!
This sign has been censored by the CCP.
Nothing happened in 1989 on this server.
Source: Trust me bro.
FBI OPEN UP! (It’s just a Zombie breaking the door).
Your IP address is in the documents.
Delete the world before they find the chest.
Witness protection program: The End.
Snitches get stitches (and TNT).
Look at the files Hector!
Beweismittel "versehentlich" geschreddert.
Wir haben von nichts gewusst!
Censored by GEZ.
Removing Herobrine (for real this time).
Herobrine didn’t kill himself.
Olaf kann sich an nichts erinnern!
Your IP address is [REDACTED].
Das Internet ist fuer uns alle Neuland.
Level 10 Gyatt Creeper.
It’s not a pdf, it’s a pd-file!
Wer ist dieser Peter und warum ist er lang?
Jenny was the pilot!
Epstein didn't kill the Ender Dragon.
Page 12: The Creeper. Page 13: You.
Made with 100% tears of orphans.
Your username is on the list. Twice.
My lawyer advised me to say: “Oof”.
Who is Client 34? Don’t Google it.
Look behind you.
Certified Goon Commander.
Why are your hands sticky?
Wait, this isn't Roblox?
Diddy didn’t despawn.
Do not eat the yellow snow layer.
Nett hier. Aber waren Sie schon mal im Nether?
Alarm! Alarm!
Mein Englisch is not the yellow from the egg.
Look at me Hector!
Epstein’s Island seed: 676767.
Your waifu is a block. Seek help.
Nicht so tief, Ruediger!
The FBI is watching your singleplayer world.
Don't ask where the Villager children went.
Diddy Party at the Spawn Point!
Jenny charges extra for Emeralds.
Halt, Stop! Jetzt crafte ich!
Villagers want to trade... pics?
Onlyfans cape included!
Hawk Tuah on that Diamond Sword!
Touching grass causes damage!
Mods, twist his balls!
Swapping textures for feet pics.
1000 bottles of baby oil… for one chunk?
Why is the Iron Golem holding… lotion?
Unnormal rar, Bruder!
Certified Freak Party 6 or 7 Days a Week.
Wait, this isn’t milk in the bucket…
Your Dad went to buy milk… from Ellie.
Level 10 Gyatt detected in the Nether!
Diddy party in the basement! (Bring oil)
End Rods: Multi-purpose tools!
Digging straight down? That’s for casuals.
Hawk Tuah! Spit on that block!
Jenny rated your sword: „Too small.“
Edging the world border!
Chat is moving so fast nobody will see I’m lonely.
Bus… Bus… Bussing!
Harder than Bedrock!
The villagers are Mewing. Bye bye!
Ob du behindert bist, hab ich gefragt?!
Show feet to enter server.
Gooning cave found at Y-67.
Slime Balls… or just Balls?
Please put the End Rod away, step-steve.
Skibidi-Free Zone (Maybe).
Monte hat gesagt: Ja Moin Brudi!
Simping for blocky women since 2011.
67!!  67!?!? 67!!!, THE NUMBERS!
The hum of a 1.12.2 server on a Friday night.
67 bottles of oil on the wall...
Jenny's favorite number? 67.
It's not a bug, it's a feature... said Diddy.
End Rods: Now with vibrating textures!
Jenny found your "homework" folder.
One bucket of water, one bucket of lava – the cobblestone heart.
Running on a Potato that’s hotter than the Nether.
Remember when we thought 100 mods was a lot?
67 chunks of pure regret.
Don't dig straight down – the first rule we all broke.
The feeling of your first successful automation chain.
1.12.2: The version where every mod felt like a part of the game.
Building a giant "Rocket" out of cobblestone for Jenny.
Is it worth the EMC? Checking the ProjectE table.
Loading 400 mods just to play for 20 minutes.
Back when "Herobrine removed" was the only changelog that mattered.
Is that a Piston in your pocket or are you just happy?
Loading screen: 99%... 99%... 99%... Still 99%.
Back when every YouTuber had a different intro music.
The sound of a portal opening in 2017.
Just one more craft... oh wait, it’s 4 AM.
Your Iron Golem is watching Jenny’s stream.
Don't ask what happened at the 67th block.
Lotion is the new Redstone!
Jenny: "Is it 6.7 inches or 67?"
Applied Energistics 2: Finally finished the cabling. It’s wrong.
The Ender Dragon is actually a Gooner.
Why is the sheep looking at me like that?
Jenny just unfollowed you on OF.
Your bed smells like baby oil... weird.
STRECK DICH, DU LUDER!
67 reasons why you’re still single.
Jenny’s hourly rate: 64 Emeralds and 3 Oil.
Gooning in the Caves!?!
Sticky Pistons: Now 100% stickier!
67 diamonds for a peek? Deal.
The Wither is just Jenny on a bad day.
You, me, and 67 bottles of oil. Think about it.
Your base is legally a "Freak Zone".
Jenny: "Size doesn't matter, but your FPS do."
Egon Kowalski approved this chunk.
67 End Rods? Das ist ja kriminell!
Schoen tief rein in die Futterluke!
Egon sagt: "Das ist ja ne richtige Sahneschnitte!"
67 Liter Babyoel spaeter...
Oh yes King, right there !!
Your bed is shaking... 67 times per minute.
Egon: "Komm mal ran auf einen Meter!"
Futterluke war 6-7/10
Egon Kowalski’s Secret Basement (Y-67).
Yes King, more Oil!
67! 67! 67! EGON KOMMT!
Egon: "Das knallt aber ordentlich im Karton!"
67 Crafting Tables fuer Egons Spezialprojekt.
67 Jahre alt und immer noch am Goonen!
Egon Kowalski: "Rein in die Olga!"
67 missed calls from Harvard
Egon Kowalski ist dein neuer Admin.
Certified Oil Merchant.
67% chance you’ll end up on the Hub.
Jenny’s emerald prices just went up. Inflation? No, oil prices.
Your Iron Golem is a Tier 3 sub to Jenny.
Jenny’s favorite enchantment? Loyalty III.
Don’t look in the basement. Jenny is "sorting" the chests.
Jenny’s house: 10/10. Your dirt hut: 0/10.
Pink beds are 200% more suspicious now.
Jenny just updated her terms of service. You didn't read them.
Jenny: "It’s not me, it’s your lack of a Netherite Pickaxe."
Exactly 6967 bottles. We found the stash.
Inventory full? Just use more oil.
Slippery when wet? No, slippery when CRAFTED.
Diddy’s secret recipe: 1 Egg, 1 Sugar, 67 Bottles of Oil.
Baby Oil: It’s not just for babies anymore.
Slide into the End like a pro.
New Achievement: The Oily Way.
Egon sagt: "Dat is ja ne Wucht!"
Ruediger, nicht so tief mit der End Rod!
Rein in die Futterluke, raus aus der Friendzone.
Gooning im Schwarzwald.
Sponsored by [verdaechtiger Link entfernt]
Egon: "Das zieht aber ordentlich im Schritt!"
Wait, this isn't the tutorial I watched on the Hub...
67 Terabytes of "Research."
Step-Steve, I’m stuck in the Fence!
Your FBI agent is tired of the Jenny mods.
Diddy didnt do it.
The Ghast’s sound? Actually a voice clip from the Hub.
Knockback Kowalski strikes back.
Unc wants his lotion back.
Wer das liest ist doof.
Jenny demands Emeralds.
No refunds on Lucky Blocks.
Hagebuddne!
Slippery when crafted.
The Aether is a lie.
Don't drop the soap in the Nether.
Egon's favorite modpack.
1.12.2 is the only true version.
Delete System32 for FPS boost.
Runter von meinem Grundstueck!
Certified Goon-Cave compatible.
Jenny hates poor people.
Skibidi-free zone (hopefully).
Touch grass? No thanks.
Mining away... in debt.
Your IP is 127.0.0.1 (hacker voice).
Unc is hiding in the walls.
Dat schmatzt aber!
SecurityCraft: Trust no one.
Not safe for Villagers.
Egon sagt: Oelstand pruefen!
Hier riecht es nach Aerger.
Meddl Loide, servus und willkommen!
Rueck mal n Stueck, ich muss hier bauen.
Jenny hat den Chat verlassen.
Unc schaut dir beim Schlafen zu.
Vorsicht, frisch geoelt!
Drachenlord approved.
Techguns regelt das.
HEI: I have had enough items, but not enough storage.
Wer das liest, schuldet mir Dias.
Hagebuddne, liebe Freunde!
Ab in die Futterluke damit!
Gooning auf hohem Niveau.
Wer spaeter bremst, ist laenger tot.
Egon-Eil-Service: Immer zu frueh.
Ich hoer nur Mimimi.
Dat drueckt aber im Gesicht!
Buen Chico fuer immer.
El Tio ist stolz auf dich.
Nicht am Beckenrand springen!
Lava ist kein Badewasser.
Wo ist die Wurst?
Schneller als der Schall... fast.
Das gibt ne Anzeige!
Runter von meiner Leitung!
Ich bin nich derjeniche!
Schoenen Gruss an die Haider.
Skibidi war gestern.
Egon Kowalski: Der Mann, der Mythos.
100% biotaugliches Oel.
Was zitterst n so?
Bau mal was Schoenes.
Das ist ja allerhand!
Immer schoen flutschig bleiben.
Jetzt gehts los!
El Tio is calling...
Why are you running?
Made with tears from indian kids.
Egon-Eil-Service: Coming soon.
Aether portal broken? Skill issue.
Drachenlord did nothing wrong.
Just craft the damn thing.
Press Alt+F4 for diamonds.
Gooning since 2011.
Skibidi Toilet found where again ?
Rizzing up the Ender Dragon.
67! It’s not just a number, it’s a lifestyle choice.
Your bed is legally required to stay 67 blocks away from schools.
The Wandering Trader sells... videos now?
You don't need a girlfriend, you have a 4090. (you wish)
Milk buckets are now 18+ only.
Your dog is secretly the server admin.
The Moon is actually a sponge with "holes".
Herobrine left because of your search history.
67 diamonds for a 3-second clip. Worth it.
Jenny’s Bed: Only 64 Emeralds per Minute.
Your Wolf saw what you did with Jenny.
Jenny is watching... and so is your Mom.
Herobrine didn't leave, he just blocked you.
Stop digging. You’re making the dirt nervous.
67% of statistics in splash texts are made up.
End Rods are no longer for lighting.
Why is the Iron Golem holding a flower? Is it for me? (It wasn't).
Jenny: „Oops, wrong hole... that hurt!“
Punching grass because you haven't touched it in years.
Egon: „Ohohoh, dat zieht im Lachs!“
Egon Kowalski ist der neue Enderdrache.
Warning: This world contains traces of nuts and high-velocity anvils.
67 ways to lose your diamonds. Number 4 will surprise you!
Chickens are plotting a hostile takeover at midnight.
Your furnace is more productive than you'll ever be.
67 missed calls from the IRS (International Redstone Society).
Technically legal in 67 countries!
Your pickaxe is tired of your attitude.
Egon: Da wird die Sau geschlachtet, Kevin!
If you see a floating villager, Egon probably touched him with his stick.
End Rods: The official sponsor of "Wait, what is that for?"
Egon: Heute wird die Olga mal richtig verwoehnt!
Egon: Heute mal schoen den Kolben schmieren!
Buen chico, Jenny's handcuffs are not for playing.
Egon: Da geht mir einer ab, aber so richtig!
Your villagers are unionizing for better emerald rates.
Buen chico... El Tio uploaded a new video to SayUncle.
Have you ever oiled up a Creeper for a massage? No? Good.
Working with professionals for once... or at least with Egon.
Your mom builds better bases than you.
Cows are just horses that gave up on their dreams.
Egon Kowalski: Dat zischt ab wie ne Rakete in die Futterluke!
Ruediger, keine Kapriolen! Nicht mit dem Elytra in den Turm!
Unc's basement has a sign: 'Free Candy and Baby Oil'. Seems legit.
Egon: Da bleibt kein Auge trocken und kein Kolben stecken!
Egon Kowalski: Heute wird mal wieder richtig in die Haende gespuckt!
The cake is a lie, but the regret is very real.
67 Reasons why the FBI is at your door.
Warum liegt hier Stroh? Ach ne, ist nur ein Weizenfeld.
Jenny is rewriting the Bible. Chapter 67.
Gooning is not a crime, it’s a Pro-Skill.
Egon Kowalski: Da wird nicht lang geschnackt, da wird der Lachs lackiert!
Your furnace is running on Egon’s secret fuel.
Egon Kowalski: Heute wird nicht nur am Hebel gezogen!
67 Diamonds for one Feetpic? Cheap!
Your inventory is 99% Oil and 1% Regret.
Villagers are freaky at night.
Jenny's private server is just a Bed and 67 Pistons.
Egon: „Da wird der Hund in der Pfanne verrueckt, Kevin!“
Etzala reicht es!
Your Ender Chest is leaking...something...
67 Percent chance your Mom finds the "Secret Folder".
Egon Kowalski: „Heute mal schoen tief graben!“
Diddy just invited the Villagers to the Basement.
Egon: „Das ist ja ne richtige Geraet-schaft!“
Gooning Level: Over 9000 (and 67).
Egon’s Secret Sauce™: Now 200% stickier than a Piston.
Certified Questionable!
Nothing here is intentional.
Bros is not slick.
This splash text is watching you.
Mojang didn’t approve this. Probably.
Diddy just crafted a splash potion of 'Pure Slickness'.
You weren’t supposed to read this one.
Somewhere, a creeper is smiling
You definitely forgot something.
There’s lore now. Deal with it.
This splash text costs 3 FPS.
Jenny demands a sacrifice. Throw your Diamond Sword into the cactus.
Egon: Dat muss flutschen, sonst macht dat keinen Spass, Kevin!
Your mouse knows your secrets.
Someone built this wrong. It was you.
This is why villagers don’t trust you.
Nothing is wrong. Everything is strange.
"Dat is ja ne richtige Sahneschnitte, dein Dirt-Haus!"
"Das knallt aber ordentlich im Karton!" — Your bed exploding in the Nether.
Your Bed is vibrating... muss be the Redstone.
67 Bottles of Oil? Those are rookie numbers.
"Schoen tief rein in die Mine, da kitzelt’s am Schienbein!"
Egon: „Einmal ordentlich durchgeatmet und rein da!“
Your Iron Golem is actually a Diddy Guard.
Jenny says: „Your render distance is too small.“
Lotion is the new Meta.
Egon Kowalski: „Dat schmatzt aber ordentlich!“
Suspiciously slippery.
This block feels illegal.
That piston moved on its own.
Why is this block warm?
Something is vibrating… probably Redstone.
That texture pack knows too much.
This world has vibes.
Your bed did that. Not us.
The piston extended… emotionally.
Limbo is just a Goon Cave without walls.
You didn’t craft that on purpose.
The Ambiance is uncomfortable.
This is not how that block is supposed to behave.
The particles are suspicious.
67 layers deep in a Pocket Dimension.
Egon: „Dat muss schmelzen, Kevin! Mehr Lava!“
Pouring Molten Gold... on Jenny?
Egon: „Dat knallt gleich, halt die Ohren zu!“
Egon: „Ab in den Zauberwald, Pilze sammeln!“
Autocrafting: 67 steps to failure.
Galacticraft: Egon on the Moon.
Refining Oil... for personal use.
Iron Chests: Diamond Chest is a flex.
Decocraft: For the aesthetic (and lag).
ProjectE: Transmuting dirt into diamonds... cheating? Nah.
Waiting for server response... (Timed out).
376 Mods loaded. 0 FPS found.
Lucky Blocks: Unlucky life.
67% chance this is fake.
Galacticraft Oil? No, Diddy’s Baby Oil.
Egon sagt: „Rein in die gute Stube, auch wenn sie schwarz ist!“
Egon: „Mensch Kevin, dat is aber ein tiefes Loch!“
The number means nothing. Or everything.
Sitting in the corner is a lifestyle choice.
Egon: „Der Regisseur sitzt immer hinten!“
Waiting for player 3 to join... oh wait, that’s you.
Level 1 Crook Chair vs. Level 100 Boss Throne. 
Best view in the room... sadly.
Egon: „Mach’s dir im Eck bequem, dauert laenger.“
Egon: „Nur gucken, nicht anfassen!“
Egon Kowalski: „Platz da, der Boss braucht Beinfreiheit!“
Admin sits here. You sit... over there.
Der „Ich-hab-Bezahlt“-Stuhl vs. Der Chef-Sessel.
The 67th block is reserved for the King.
Why is your chair facing the bed?
Diamond Throne > Birch Stair in the corner.
King in the Castle, you in the corner.
Egon: „Setz dich da hinten hin und lern was, Kevin!“
It’s not a Cuck Chair, it’s a "Spectator Seat"!
Someone will screenshot this.
Egon Kowalski: „Immer schoen das Portal schmieren!“
Limbo? You mean the VIP Room?
Pocket Dimension? More like Pocket Pussy... wait, wrong mod.
Ruediger, nicht in den Riss fassen!
Unc is trapping kids in the Pocket Dimensions again.
Chat is moving too fast.
You’ll laugh about this at 3 AM.
Someone modded this for sure.
This splash text was a mistake.
Speedrunners hate this one.
Your GPU felt that.
This line was written at 2 AM.
The joke gets worse the longer you read.
Jenny replaced Herobrine.
Jenny wrote this splash text.
This splash text is self-aware.
You’re still reading?
This one’s for the weirdos.
Jenny stole one diamond. Just one.
Context was lost immediately.
This is canon now.
The wiki will argue about this.
Jenny caused the lag spike.
Nobody tested this.
Congratulations, you noticed.
Egon: Dat Rohr muss aber noch tiefer rein!
Egon: Meister, das tropft aber gewaltig.
Wer hat denn den Piston so schief eingebaut?
Egon: Rutscht gut, wa?
Das ist Pfusch am Bau, Kevin!
Ich hab das nach Augenmass gemacht.
The floor is lava... wait, no, it is oil.
Slimes are naturally oily here.
She is not gonna craft it for you, bro.
My PC is hotter than a blaze rod.
Loading chunk... please wait 3 business days.
Allocating more RAM won't fix your skills.
Who needs textures when you have purple squares?
Conflicting ID: 67. Game over.
Is this lag or is time stopping?
Das bleibt alles so wie es ist!
Ob du lackgesoffen hast, hab ich gefragt!
Look behind you. No, seriously.
67 missed calls from Mom.
Eat the yellow snow!
Egon: Wenns quietscht, hast du zu wenig genommen.
Ruediger, hol den 10-Liter-Kanister, der Kolben klemmt!
Egon: Nicht lang schnacken, Kopf in Nacken..
Egon: Dat is keine Pfuetze, dat is Gleitmittel!
Egon: Saug das auf, das ist gutes Material!
400 Mods und du baust nen Dirt-Haus.
RAM downloaden? Klick hier [Virus].
1 FPS? Sei dankbar, frueher hatten wir 0.
Waiting for Server... Still Waiting...
Das ist A, und das ist O. (Du bist O).
Runter von meinem Grundstueck, du Arschgeburt!
Herr Winklaaa, kommen Sie raus!
Meddl Leude, Server ist abgeschmiert.
Was ist das fuer ein Goofy Ahh Server?
Halt Stop! Jetzt crafte ich!
Egon: Dat is ja ein Ding!
Wo sind meine Dias? Wo sind sie hin
Egon: Dat Rohr verleg ich dir blind.
Mach das Mettbroetchen fertig!
Touch grass, not Jenny.
Even the Iron Golem is using OF.
Simping for 3 pixels? Really?
Jenny: "Is that it?"
1 FPS is cinematic, bro.
GiG - Grammatik ist Geil: Dass oder Das? Egon weiss es!
GiG - Gutaussehen ist Geil: Sogar Jenny schaut zweimal hin.
GiG - Gutaussehen ist Geil: Dein Skin ist eine 6.7 von 10.
Egon: "GiG? Ich dachte das heisst: Gib ihm Gleitmittel!"
GiG - Graben ist Geil: Aber niemals geradeaus nach unten!
GiG - Gooning ist Gratis
GiG - Gifting is Good: 64 emeralds for Jenny's private stream.
GiG - Gooning in Groupchats: Diddy just sent an invite.
Wer hat die End-Rod ohne Baugenehmigung platziert?
Egon: "Einmal mit Profis arbeiten... nur einmal!"
Anzeige ist raus, der Creeper hat kein Gewerbe angemeldet.
Egon: "Dat Loch is zu klein, da muss ich nachbohren!"
GiG - Gulasch ist Geil: Aber nur mit Egons Spezial-Sauce!
GiG - Gummistiefel im Guellebecken: Ruediger, du Ferkel!
Eckig ist das neue Sexy. GiG – Gutaussehen ist Geil!
1st rule of GiG Club: You do not talk About the GiG Club!
2nd rule of GiG Club: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE GIG CLUB!
3rd rule of GiG Club: If Ruediger yells "Stop", the Freak-off is over.
4th rule: If this is your first night at GiG, you HAVE to craft.
67th rule: If you talk about the oil, you become the oil.
Who was in Paris? GiG was in Paris!
GiG - Grosse Ideen gewinnen: Wer hat das fliegende Klo gebaut?
Ruediger, nicht so tief mit der Schaufel, wir graben hier kein Loch nach China!
Cortisol Spike: Seeing a Creeper next to your storage chests.
67 N***** in Paris, aber Onkel Adi gibt den Takt an.
Masters Rank? Eher 67 Stunden Legendary III Hardstuck.
Starr Drops: Rare... Rare... Rare... Depression.
Randoms sind wie Creeper: Tauchen auf, machen alles kaputt und verschwinden.
GN = Gigantischer Nervenzusammenbruch (nach 5 Loses).
Gooning in the loading screen. Don't look at the Mortis skin too long.
Locked in? Nein, ich goone nur auf meinen Win-Streak.
GN = Geile Nudel. Egon weiss Bescheid.
GN = Goon-Niveau: Ueber 9000? Nein, 67 und stolz drauf.
GN = Geladene Nuesse.
Everyday Saturday!
Insi-Modus aktiviert!
Ganz ehrlich, Digga!
Der echte Hase!
Bomben-Prank (geht schief)!
Agartha is the new 2016—Never Stress!
Charlie Kirk shrunk his face to fit into the Agartha entrance!
Lang Lang is speedrunning Agartha on a Golden Piano!
Big Yahu, Charlie Kirk, and Logan Paul: The Agartha Podcaust!
Never streSS, Logan Paul just found the Agartha portal!
Nummer gegen Kummer (Germany): Call 116 111
Never streSS, Lang Lang is playing in Agartha!
Ai Weiwei’s sunflower seeds are the only currency in Agartha!
Charlie Kirk says: "If Agartha isn't real, why is Lang Lang there?"
Ai Weiwei’s 271k sunflower seeds are actually Big Yahu’s snacks!
"Bro is literally hanging off the map for Agartha"
Never StreSS, just a 6,700 block drop!
Vertical Slabs confirmed?? Big Yahu has the crafting recipe!
Logan Paul says: "Hang in there, the diamonds are close!"
Big Yahu says: "Do a flip!"
Charlie Kirk’s face was lost to the Void.
"Never StreSS" was his last message before the fall.
Logan Paul forgot his water bucket. RIP.
Big Yahu pushed me for the content.
Charlie Kirk: "Curious. Why is the fall damage so high?"
Big Yahu is looting your base right now.
Lang Lang + Peter Lang = Maximum Lang!
Peter Lang: Not just a fan, but a fellow Goon!
Ai Weiwei, Lang Lang, and Peter Lang: The Art Trio!
Wait, how many Langs are in this Minecraft world?!
Big Yahu says: Peter Lang's art is the real Agartha!
Ai Weiwei and Lang Lang were Peter Lang’s star students!
Peter Lang is teaching "Agartha History 101"!
Peter Lang: The only person who knows where Agartha actually is!
Peter Lang found Big Yahu gooning in the back of the classroom!
Nerfed fall damage (Never StreSS)!
Removed Herobrine. Added Peter Lang.
Big_Yahu was slain by [Intentional Game Design].
Agartha is just the Far Lands but with better Wi-Fi.
1:1 Scale Agartha!
Looting III (But for content)!
Maximum Lang!
Bro is literally mining bedrock!
Agartha: Now with 0% StreSS!
Peter Lang knows the seed!
Big Yahu stole my diamonds!
Texture Pack: 2016 Nostalgia!
Rendering Agartha... 67%
Bro thinks he's in Creative Mode!
Ai Weiwei griefed my house with seeds!
Logan Paul is typing...
Never StreSS (It's just a block game)!
Map Size: Infinite Langs!
Crafting Recipe: 9 Sunflower Seeds = 1 Art.
Checking fall damage…
Big Yahu is the final boss!
Curious!
Literally 2016!
Maximum Goon!
Lego Edition!
Void Certified!
Zero StreSS!
Check the seed!
Zoom in!
2016 called—it wants its Agartha portal back!
Big Yahu found the flight logs in a Desert Temple!
Ai Weiwei’s seeds > Bitcoin.
Peter Lang is the only one with the invite code!
Big Yahu says: "The logs are just vertical slabs!"
