Alright, I will be honest with ya, Bob. My name is not Kirk.
If I am to remain in this body, I must shave my head.
Tealc, you will not shave my head!
Indeed
Mmmmmm... Goauld TV.
So whats the plan?
Find the Stargate? Thats-thats the plan?
How about a bake sale? Yard sale? Garage...?
This is what I look like when I am not laughing, Colonel.
Car wash?
In the middle of my backswing!?!
The ZPM. He is...he is Canadian.
That was a waste of a perfectly good explanation.
So you dont even know about the Stargate?
Jack, its not too late for me to-
Chevron one encoded.
I shot him. In the leg!
I am trying doprdele!
He is worse than Dr. McCoy.
What are you, Captain Kirk?!
Jezisi, ja s tema hercema nemuzu delat!
D-d-d-d... shut up, I have an idea
Protect the Zed-PM at all costs. And me.
Okay, SNAP! Thats it! You all happy now?!
You destroyed three-quarters of a solar system!
Five-sixths, but its not an exact science.
Rodney, can you give your ego a rest for one second?!
I think my Czechs getting better, cause I know what you mean.
On leti, on tak krasne leti...
Ty vole "Say hi to the kids for me", ja ti dam, ty ses takovej vul.
Whoa. Looks like we entered the Hoth system.
What .. the ...
All I've got is "You are here."
Ancient, English, Bat-Signal, whatever else you got.
Don't tell me. Death star.
Holy crap, we dialed Pittsburgh.