"Hope you brought a boat!"
"It’s raining, it’s pouring... and you’re drowning!"
"The calm before the other storm."
"Lightning never strikes twice... except here!"
"One flood to rule them all!"
"Build higher or die trying."
"Survival of the wettest."
"Storm chasers? More like storm runners."
"Pray for dry land!"
"Not all clouds have a silver lining."
"Weather forecast: 100% death."
"Floodblood: Mother Nature’s tantrum simulator."
"Umbrellas are useless here."
"Digging a bunker won’t save you."
"The sky is falling... and so is everything else!"